Don’t blame Marissa Mayer if your photo business sucks

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Shooters are a bunch of over-sensitive wusses. I shot stock from 1983-2003 (for The Stock Market which became Corbis and for Pacific Stock) and people were saying that stock was the death of professional photography, or digital was or the Internet was or Photoshop was. Stop being such little whiny babies — besides, most of the people who are complaining about Marissa’s statement aren’t REALLY pros and I have seen lots of their stuff and while they have DLSRs, they’re not very good, either. So, better to blame your images than blaming the CEO of Yahoo! and Flickr and now Tumblr.

OK, background.  This is all the brouhaha happening right now, real time, all over social media about this article written over at Petapixel, RIP “Professional Photographers” — you might want to go check that out and the above will make more sense.

My dad started shooting in the 70s when you could become rich as a professional photographer — or at the very least make a professional living. And you can now, too. You just have to treat photography like a full-time business. And you’ll hate that doctors and lawyers always have much better equipment than you do, too. When I did commercial, editorial, and stock photography, things were harder. My failings had to do with the fact that shooting slide film for Corbis meant that I would shoot and label 10,000 images, send them on to Corbis, and then over 9,000 of them would come back to me — they’d keep a thou if I was lucky.  And that 10k of slides were already edited down from who knows how many, dumped in the can (these were film days with slides).

I am no longer a shooter. I love photography and the prestige associated with having a contract with a big NYC agency; however, I loved being a geek more and I loved that my mad skills with computers, the internet, coding, and the web allowed me quite a bit more money and security than being a professional shooter did.

That said, the images paid my way around the world in 1996 as I traveled from DC to New Zealand; Australia; Bali, Indonesia; all up and down Thailand; and then to Paris, Utrecht, Amsterdam, Helsinki and all around Finland; Saint Petersburg, Russia, and then back home — all porting a Domke full of two bodies, a Nikon N90s and N90, a bunch of expensive 2.8 glass, and loads of batteries and Fuji 100 and Velvia slide flim — and also mailers. Lots and lots of mailers.

I haven’t even tried to embrace digital photography at the professional level, though I am tempted.  Then I remember how much work it takes to be a shooter. Only 1/3 is shooting and doing cool shit. Another third is editing and labeling and captioning and deleting and uploading and identifying and I guess doing Photoshop (see, back in the day, a slide was a slide, it was what it was), and then there’s the final third: business!

So, pro shooters (though all of your complaining and hating on Marissa are probably more along the lines of advanced amateurs, fan boys, and possibly even talentless technophiles.

If you’re not making a good living being a shooter right now, you probably never will because Marissa is right: the world is conspiring to make getting the perfect image easier and easier — and for free!

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Beware Your Resolutions

13VTC 300x296 Beware Your ResolutionsWhen wrote my New Year’s fitness resolution publicly on The Huffington Post, I forgot about unintended consequences as well as “The Secret.” Putting my New Year’s resolution into the world, obviously started a cascade of Oprah Winfrey-class Intention-Power! The Universe woke up and had its way with me.

My resolutions were pretty simple. One of them was just “get back onto my erg.”

As a lark and to make myself more accountable, I invited a couple Facebook friends to start a virtual rowing club, Team Grotto, populate a virtual 4-man boat, and sign up to compete in a virtual regatta, the 2013 Virtual Team Challenge.

Now, just a couple-few weeks into the new year I was putting in at least 20 minutes and 5,000 meters into the logbook with the goal of logging 10,000 meters every single day between January 1–31. And I, myself, was the weakest link in what turns out to be a fantastically strong (albeit virtual) boat.

rn900652 150x150 Beware Your ResolutionsOne of my teammates, who goes by Stephen Dee, turns out to be a rowing monster. He routinely gets on his “Model D” Indoor Rower (we call them ergs, or rowing ergometers) and pulls an “HM” (half marathon), a 21km, or even a FM (full marathon), a full 42km!

I have jumped from the frying pan into the rower!

It has become the only thing I have scheduled for my day’s down-time. I eat for rowing, I schedule my rowing, and I get a heck a lot of ribbing — and I feel a lot of guilt and responsibility and quite like the runt of the litter as a result.

Simply put, I started out just not remotely as strong as my three teammates — and I am actively going for someone who hasn’t really erged for years (yes, I have the rower, but it was basically a very expensive place to hang things, no matter how cliche that may be).

So, between starting dusting off my rowing machine on January 1, reaching out to Stephen, recruiting Douglas and Quintin, and then starting the race. It required me to blow out my rowing cobwebs, reconnecting with the all-powerful and important “stroke,” and then building up strength, cardio vascular endurance, and generally letting my body get used to this new daily abuse — all in fewer than four-weeks!

Just like that. Like with absolutely no forethought at all. Yikes!

So, how did we do? Team Grotto ended up being 79th place with a combined 1,291,378 meters and an average of 322,845 meters-per-rower — I think that’s pretty great, though I am sure that Stephen is frustrated by our ranking.

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It would have been much better, I guess, had I not gotten so bloody sick with sinusitis!  So, I really did bungle the second half of the race.  That said, it’s a life-marathon and not a sprint, right? As we go, I am getting stronger, more efficient, more comfortable, and definitely evermore vulnerable to chiding, guilt, encouragement, and camaraderie.

(Let me let you in on something: I am much more preface, forward, and introduction than chapter 1, so I think I am seriously surprised to suddenly find myself in a virtual boat on a virtual river in a virtual regatta rowing the longest and most persistent global race before I even was ready to commit to anything. Again, yikes! PS: Check it out, that’s me at 19, rowing for GW, my alma mater — glory days!)

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So, while I may, for the time-being, be constantly tired, sore, and a little stinky, I am also becoming a globally competitive indoor rower racer while I am learning to race — I am not simply training for a race, I am training while I race.

There is no way I would have been able to self-motivate with this ferocity or commitment — and for that I am grateful and amazed. That said, I will also be much more careful the next time I put something like out there. Or not. If I have learned anything, hopefully not. Or, maybe not. Maybe if I knew what I was stumbling into I either wouldn’t have done it or I wouldn’t have done it just yet — until I was ready, prepared, fit. Maybe something that would never happen. So, while I highly recommend this level of team-accountability to anyone, I also warn you: if you take the leap, you had better be willing to row your talk.

If you need a quick kick in the pants, feel free to join our virtual rowing club over on Facebook, Team Grotto Virtual Rowing Club, whether you have a rower or not. If you have a Concept II, please feel free to join our open team, Team Grotto — I am happy to upgrade to an 8 or more; you’re welcome to use the log the rowers in your gym, and, when you’re ready to commit, hit up Craig’s List as there’s always a used Concept 2 for sale in your area; or, of course, just head over to Concept 2 and order one of your own (or you can wait until loads of cheap, lightly-used Concept2 Model Ds, come up for sale after the upcoming 2013 CRASH-B World Indoor Rowing Championships).

But, you are officially warned — you know what you’ll be in for.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

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The Reebok Spartan Race is Sparta! This is Sparta!

danKruegerSuperSpartan 300x300 The Reebok Spartan Race is Sparta! This is Sparta!My former Director of Client Services, Dan Krueger, is a brick shithouse. He literally looks like a character from the movie 300. When I met him he was kind of a dump, a little bit of a schlub, like I am now. That’s him to the right: commando!

Now, he’s promoting the Reebok Spartan Race, one of those cool obstacle races that have become so fashionable and such an important part of the CrossFit obsession and lifestyle.

To be honest, I am single and not getting any younger so I am going to go for it myself! Work on my inner studmuffin — the lad I used to be when I rowed in college. And I want you to do it too — and as an incentive, I would like to give the first person to comment who can commit to a race in Chicago, Virginia, Wisconsin, Philly, or Nebraska a free race code as a giveaway.  Here’s a short movie that gives you some insight into what the Spartan Race is all about:

 

Make sure you’ll be able to make the race. Here’s all the cool information about the Reebok Spartan Race, about the events, and just about anything else you’ll need.

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The Online Community Is Inexorably Global: Are You?

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I think “realness” is what’s required in online communications, just realness according to protocol. One cannot be rude. One cannot be uncouth. One should be tonally perfect when it comes to communicating online but don’t let that stop you — making mistakes (and copping to them, acknowledging them, and accepting them) is normal. But “normalspeak” is essential. Online chat and conversation is not, no matter what anyone tries to sell you, is not formal written communication. It shouldn’t be. It cannot be. Being stiff and inaccessible is almost worst than being tone-deaf.
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The Online Community Is Inexorably Global: Are You?

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Well, desirability breeds solution: JPOP have single-handedly driven many a Gaijin to learn Kanji, Kana, Hiragana, and Katakana in order to bridge the divide. And people want to — and not only because Japanese is awesome and has a right tradition and cool pop music. I grew up in Hawaii and know the Japanese culture very well, though only once-removed. Most of my relationships with the Japanese culture and with Japanese people were 1st and 2nd generation. That’s another issue: how close are you, really? I am pretty darn close to understanding the Japanese culture but I know nothing about culture in Japan. And the question is: how far down the rabbit hole does one go before one initiates a social media campaign?
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